They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.
Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.
the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks
It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot
you know how his shtick was that he was just a weirdly deep, monotone disembodied voice and that he never showed his face for a long, long time, and then just one day he went “hey guys guess what I have an instagram” and we were all greeted with this out of nowhere
It’s even FUNNIER because he dropped his snapchat in a comment first and of course everybody rushed to friend him and the first story he made was him playing a recorder and everyone was losing their fucking minds
the tags you left absolutely kill me because basically yeah it all made sense the second we saw him
legit the first thing that ran through my head when I saw him was “oh, well, that explains the pee story completely”
that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?
that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.
I fear for my life.
lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.
This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??
It was nice knowing you guys….
Hey guys just here to say my Ellen tickets came in the mail!! Can’t wait to be a guest on t he show on MARCH 22, 2019. Remeber to follow ellen on twitter.
Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.
